Dog Condoms

For those who are part of the Church of Barker, you are aware that one of the main tennenants of your religion, besides "Come on down, for redemption!" is keeping the animal population in check. Neutering your dog can be expensive, or bloody, if you decide to takematters into your own hands. Thanksfully Dog Condoms are here to assist you. Created for pet owners concerned by canine profilicness and beastiality pornographers, they keep your dog's sperm inside a latex sheath, the place that *all* sperm belongs. You know it be true. To increase variety, you can purchase some condoms with specially added scents, added to the sexual allure of using contraceptives. A must for anyone interested in keeping the dog population down.
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